"Yo, what's up? I'm on Rodeo. Look, I'm really busy what do you want? A special with Lindsay Lohan! Is that drunk tart out of the pogie? No way, I don't show up for under 250k. Tell her to go drive her SUV off the Santa Monica pier. Look, I have a toddler spa appointment in twenty and I want to get a double chocolate green tea mochaccino and a vegan cream puff before I show up because they only had coffee and Famous Amos last time and that shit makes me break out. Yeah yeah...Don't call me, I'll call you."
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